a Modern Republican Platform

in no particular order:

• social security
  • not privatized. that would be insanity.
• teacher salaries
  • increase them. dramatically. no-one spends more time with our children than their teachers. they should be the highest paid people that we can possibly afford.
• class size
  • decrease them. significantly. let's give teachers a real chance to interact with the children in a meaningful way.
  • and let's really teach them. this joke is sad but too true.
• school day and year.
  • decrease both of them. kids should spend less time at school and more time at home with their family.
• national income tax
  • get rid of it. why tax us on what we are able to earn.
• national sales tax
  • tax us on what we spend not on what we earn.
• separation of church and state at state schools
  • maintain it with vigilance
• metric system
  • get over bucking it and get on with it.
• skyward light
  • limit it.
• online privacy
  • protect it.
• marijuana
  • get marijuana off of the controlled substances act list. it preposterous that it's there at all and for it to be a schedule I drug is rediculous.
  • legalize it finally. tax it. let's turn it into a vice that produces revenue instead of absorbing so much law enforcement time, effort, and money.
• traffic fines
  • based on income. (or scaled somehow.)
• environment
  • protect it.
  • use less of it.
  • renewable energy sources.
• donating blood
  • don't do it. it's a commercial product. why give it away?
• donating organs
  • don't do it. no-one else in the process donates anything.
• spam (i think i notice a pattern below!)
  • mail
    • national register for exclusion?
    • $.025 for filter?
  • email
    • national register for exclusion?
    • must come from valid email address?
  • phone
    • national register for exclusion?

after reading all of that would you guess that i'm a registered republican?